This Week's Picks

Happy Black Friday, peeps! First, I want to admit my envy of people who have fun holiday gatherings.  If you are fortunate to have a family that rolls with the punches, consider yourself lucky. Seriously. I'm too angry to get into specifics, but let's just say Dr. Phil would salivate over some of these stories.

It's rivalry week so allegedly anything goes. Right now I'm watchings the Ducks vs Beavers and apparently, these animals have hideous fashion sense if you look at the uniforms. That quacked me up.
UGA vs GT- autocorrect had UGA coming up as UGANDA, but Athens is really a nice place. Poor Aaron Murray. The guy gets hurt against Kentucky so enter the law firm of Hutson Mason. GT runs the triple option which is as exciting as watching bread toast. UGA should win, but you just never know what you are getting with this team. I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they lost, and this game will be a nail biter like one of those "On The Case with Paula Zahn" shows. Bring out the Raid. Dawgs by a paw.

Michigan vs Ohio State-Have I ever told you how much I love Colin Cowherd? He cracks me up on his commentary of the Big 10 and OSU.  Michigan has been Michigan (sorry ESPN and Mark May) while Ohio State could go undefeated for the next 12 years and most folks would yawn. The reality is that the Buckeyes are in another stratosphere than the other Big 10 teams. Bucs get a W and then hope that someone else slides...

Florida vs FSU- Will Muschamp is a guy walking around with 3rd degree burns on his booty after losing to GA Southern last week. Did the Eagles have a prolific passing game? Nope. Actually, they never completed a pass. Apparently Muschamp and Jimbo are best friends and vacation together. Key up Dionne Warwick and "That's What Friends Are For" because Jimbo may have his own issues with his  Heisman (atheist according to autocorrect) candidate, Jameis Winston. I have no idea of his religious affiliation, but I assume the Noles are going to show no mercy and Jimbo will buy Will a cocktail or 2 on the next beach vacation. The Gators may have the worst offense ever. This game will be as exciting as a Kardashian Christmas special. Noles win big.

Clemson vs South Carolina-Dabeau vs Darth. The last time I remember this game being really exciting was slobbering Lou's Gamecocks with that game ending brawl. A classic! I see no Floyd Mayweather activities in this one, but the suspense of one of those Maury paternity episodes.  I say Gamecocks by a beak.    


Auburn vs Alabama- In this edition of the Iron Bowl, we have the Tigers led by Nick Marshall (who was asked to vacate the UGA sandbox) while Bama is led by Mr. Little Debbie Oatmeal Pie, Nick Saban. Bama is número uno and looking to win their 3rd BCS Championship in 3 years. The Tigers lone loss came at the hands of Big Z& the LSU Tigers. Will they show Katherine Webb's hamburger commercial during the game? Pass the ketchup to Auburn. How can I go against the Tide? I can't. McCarron (and his attention monger mom) and company get a w.

Gosh, I have so much to say. Soon.  Very soon, Tattoo. Welcome to the island!