Squeaked these picks in right before kick off!

It's not you guys-it's me. I've been a slacker in the posting section.  What do we need to catch up on? Bulldogs? Mostly bark with little bite following a fast start. Falcons? Can't rise up when the balloon has several holes. Kim and Kanye? Kim is bringing the crop top from the early 90s. Girl should have left that grave alone and thrown a Pearl Jam concert tee on top. My kids? I've implemented an "if you lie to me I will take $5 from you" rule. At this rate, I will have a fully funded IRA by Christmas that will be the envy of Bill Gates. The laundry? Still plentiful with a cornucopia  (holla at you, Thanksgiving!) of single socks. Alex Rodriguez? Still taking a page from the Lance Armstrong novel and saying it wasn't me. Oh, and what will he tell his daughter about his suspension?  I don't know Alex. Maybe you can follow the suspension explanation story with why you are a self absorbed tool who also cheated on her mom with escorts during your marriage. Your daughter might be bothered more by that. Right.  And .lest I forget to mention I celebrated 11 years of marriage( that would be the equivalent of 77 to our canine friends). I bet my husband can relate to the dogs. I'm just too legit to quit. Please note that sometimes I choose what I want to happen, but I'm just as accurate as any expert which means not very. But omg, how cute does my boy Kirk Herbstreit look on GameDay today???Now on with my picks....

Let's go ahead and start with the alma mater. Did you see Auburn vs UGA last week? Seriously. It was like  someone gave you a big box of candy with a huge ribbon and sparkly paper, and when you opened the box you discovered it was filled with chocolate covered prunes. This week the Dawgs have the ever so hapless Kentucky Wildcats coached by one of the Stoops posse'. (I know we aren't talking b-ball, but UGA even beat Kentucky in hoops last year which is a sign that your program is in true rebuilding mode.) I say Murray goes out with a bang at his last home game. I have this Todd Gurley move I do at the end of my kickboxing. I'm trying to hold on to my last shred of dignity so I won't post video. Dawgs take out the Cats. Meow.

Baylor vs Oklahoma State-Baylor is undefeated and they haven't gotten this much attention in Waco since that whole David Koresh fiasco. I know Baylor is fast but can they go undefeated? I haven't seen  the Cowboys this season but I'm sure they have a QB named Shooter or Gunnar. I'll take Cowboys in an upset.

Mizzou vs Ole Miss- The Tigers are licking their chops at the chance to seal the deal and win the SEC East. Their QB, James Franklin, was injured against UGA and Matty Mauk (what self respecting quasi grown up calls himself Matty?) has kept them in the lead. Ole Miss has that Robert Kimdeche kid who were on sports radio here every day last year talking about where he was committing. I'll take Ole Miss in the upset.

Michigan State vs Northwestern-Ah the Big 10 Crap Sandwich special.  Do you remember a few weeks back the prognosticators were saying that it would be a shame if Northwestern went undefeated and didn't get to play for a national title? Whaaaaaat? Would anyone like to guess how many games Northwestern has won since then? Yes, you sir in the Captain Crunch shirt. 0? Correct. Michigan State has only one loss but Ohio State is the star in the Big 10 galaxy. Spartans get a win.

Texas A&M vs LSU- Crack out the grape hater-ade because Johnny Foozeball is coming to town to visit Big Z and the Mad Hatter. Johnny's off field woes in the preseason are behind him now as famous Jameis at FSU has stolen that spotlight. Will he repeat as Heisman winner? Mmmmmm. Not sure at this point. Neither team is really showing any stout D, so I will take Aggies.

I gotta wrap this up because this is the 3rd electronic device I have tried to type this post. I had visions of photos but nothing has cooperated. Go Dawgs!!