TGIF! It's been just a typical week but this girl is thrilled it's Friday. Nothing exceptional happened in the world this week. Dina Lohan was arrested (yawn, a Lohan is always arrested) and some peeps took the time to write the FCC about Miley Cyrus' performance at the VMAs. I don't watch that garbage. I prefer classy garbage like those paternity tests on Maury. "This is the 27th man we've tested. Robert, you are not the father." I forgot to mention that the woman always says she was "talking to several men at the time." ******News Alert*******Babies are not a result of talking. If you offend, stop reading. Anyway, if you want to laugh, read some of the letters sent to the network (complete with typos). There is nothing SFW about this site http://dlisted.com/2013/09/13/a-treasure-trove-of-gold-the-fcc-complaints-about-miley-cyrus-vma-twerkaganza/ The fact that some folks consider anything on MTV as family friendly (I guess Teen Mom or Pregnant at 16 are focused on the family) is sad commentary on our culture as a whole.
I'm thrilled that I was wrong about the Dawgs last week. A win is a win. Buh-bam. Here is what I am totally guessing at this week...
UCLA at Nebraska-Jim Mora Jr. thinks he is bringing sexy back to Westwood. The Bruins had been the ugly the stepchild in USC but Lane Kiffin has helped the Bruins look on trend again. Taylor Martinez has to be pushing 40 because I swear he has has been the Cornhusker QB for the last 20 years. I'm not a fan of either of these teams, but I will go with the corn on the cob.
North Texas at UGA-Get ready to feel the Gurley fury and North Texas gets PAID. Woof big.
Bama at Texas A&M-Oh gosh. Seriously. I know more about Johnny Manziel and AJ McCarron's gf than I would like to admit. Has Johnny Football received an invite from LeBron and Savannah to celebrate their 3 day wedding? Maybe Kathryn Webb will do a photobomb? (Really LeBron. A 3 minute ceremony is sufficient.) The prognosticators have told us the wheels are falling off the Tide bus because of the way they looked against the Hokey Pokies. See my statement above where I mentioned a w is a w. It's tough to go against the Little Debbie fan known as Nick Saban. Tide by 4.
Ole Miss at Texas-Mack Brown invested in a case of aloe to cool off his booty because he is on the hot seat after some mediocre years and a bad loss to BYU. Ole Miss had the recruiting class everyone was positively salivating over so allegedly they are on the up and up. Beats being on a rapidly accelerating downward spiral, right? Horns have to have some pride, right? Texas in a squeaker.
Iowa vs Iowa State-What is this? The Children of the Corn bold? Have you been to Aimes? I have and it was interesting. Still, I'm a daredevil because I will wear 2 mismatched socks and not comb my hair. Cyclones in an ugly game.
Tennessee at Oregon-This game quacks me up. Oregon has no D, but I don't think Tennessee has any D or O so that is always a problem. Butch Davis was quite smug last week after defeating the fighting Bobby Petrinos.I don't know if I would be arrogant about that but what do I know? Do they serve tea and quackers at Oregon games?Take this to the bank- Oregon big. You can (ha) bill me on this one.
Maryland at Connecticut-Sadly, this isn't hoops. Terps aren't great, but they look BCS worthy compared to Huskies. Protect the house with the Turtles by 10.
BC at USC-Speaking of hot seat, the Kiffinator lost to Washington State, a team that I can't recall being decent in my lifetime. The traditionally high powered offense of USC scored a whopping 7 points. BC is usually bottom tier ACC, so surely the Trojans have a smidgen of pride and will win. Right? Trojans in a close, boring affair.
My 3 year old told me he has swag. Haters gonna hate!
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