Hoppy Easter !!!

So, it's March 31st and I had to sneak in a post. Hoppy Easter to everyone. As you know, I try to stay away from political and religious posts so.....I love me some mini cadbury eggs. But I just said no this year. Why did I freaking do that ?????? I've had 3 fun sized (fun for who? a gnome?) peanut m&ms, a mini twix bar (forgot I'm not a fan of those and should have eaten a peanut butter egg),  a few crackers and a margarita. Does that constitute some type of Easter brunch?I've also decided that some of those recipes Gwyneth Paltrow touts sound delectable? Did I just admit that? Blame my In Style. She's Goopy and I'm loopy.

As parents, we all make mistakes. For example, I took my daughter to visit the parental unit yesterday and somehow my 9 yr old and 3 yr old were under the impression we were going to get frozen yogurt. Did I promise this? I don't think so and this is south GA, so choices aren't exactly plentiful. So I decided to placate everyone and stop at DQ but lo and behold, DQ was closed at 4:30 pm? Why?? It was 80 degrees outside but my 3 year old was having none of this and was making me feel like I needed to drink a vat of anti-freeze. I made the decision to purchase an ice cream sandwich for him. Let me tell you what could happen. You could purchase the ice cream sandwich and the child will begin to scream that his hands are sticky. You can then look for the wipes that you always have in your car as you drive down I-75 with spring breakers and try to figure out where said wipes are. As you do that, your child may become unraveled at the sticky hands and to try to rectify the situation, you may unwrap a panty liner and hand to the child because that's all you can safely find at that moment. You secretly admit this is not ideal but it's the best you can do at that moment.  I'm not saying that happened, but it could. It's all done in the spirit of peace and happiness.

Let's take a look at some events this week shall we?

No post is complete without a photo of the always demure Kim K. What color is this? Bile? Diarrhea? Personally, I was uncomfortable enough while pregnant with my underwear cutting off my blood circulation that this look wouldn't have been for me.

 Poor Biebs. Apparently, JB is accused of not playing well in the sand box...literally. Maybe he needs to go to time out?His monkey is being quarantined and if I remember correctly, he was accused of battery. Clearly this guy is gangsta!!!! Give this guy his woobie and leave him alone.

Speaking of gangsta, Kim Jung Un is allegedly a major Britney Spears fan and is threatening to launch some rockets. This is not one of those things where you wanna say "Oops I Did It Again", but leadership in North Korea is not known for logic or rational...http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/31/17539256-north-korea-nukes-are-our-countrys-life?lite

Here is  a picture of the expectant Jessica Simpson, who for once is not showing us her boobage. Except that this sweatshirt is probably the closest she has ever been to Yale.

And did I say I was going to stay away from anything scandalous or political? I can't resist making one point and it's my blog so I can say what I want. Shimmy shimmy shake, hip swivel..oops. That was hip hop abs. Much discussion occurred this week regarding gay marriage and everyone has an opinion. Here's mine. I think everyone should be able to marry who (or is it whom?) ever makes them happy. If you know me, I'm not exactly the poster child for traditionalism.  For those folks who say that makes a mockery of marriage...wait a minute, let me collect myself from the laughter. Have you seen our divorce rate? We live in a culture of selective morality and whatever suits our moral barometer is what we think is right. I get it. We are all entitled to our opinions. However, we have productive, caring citizens who are tall, short, gay, straight, bi, skinny, fat, and so on.

Okay, I'm done. One of the great things about tomorrow? It's another day to laugh AND Easter candy goes on sale. Hail to the yes!