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Tis the season for some breaking news. First, one of the only shows I enjoy is on television. It's about a lady who weighs around 600 pounds and wants stomach reduction surgery as she is bed bound. She was told to adhere to a strict diet to get down to 525 so they could do the bariatric surgery. What happened? BAM! Girl weighed in at almost 7 hundy at the pre-op. I hate it when you gain almost a hundred pounds instead of losing it. Pass the blizzard with extra peanut butter cups and a large cheese pizza from Mellow Mushroom, please. Second, I heard that Charlie Strong is the top candidate for the University of Tennessee head coaching job. I know one thing. If he is hired, the Vols will be strong-er than yesterday. Take it away Britney...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWtLf4-WWs
Did everyone hear that Prince Harry is going to be an Uncle? Do you think Wills & Kate will register at Target or Babies R Us? Or would it be Lads R US over the pond? The media will begin speculating and commenting on her weight which always is an ass load of fun for most females-even a Princess. Everyone will have something to offer. Just ask Snooki as she is ready to dispense parenting advice to the royal couple. I guess Antonio Cromartie wasn't available. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20653317,00.html I didn't read the article but I feel pretty confident that Snooki won't be co-writing any parenting books with Dr. Sears. Maybe she can put something together with Mr. Boston. Congrats Wills & Kate!
I know this doesn't technically qualify as news but apparently Lindsay Lohan is "out of control." You don't say? According to this article, http://www.people.com/people/news/category/0,,20152666,00.html she was causing a scene (her lips alone could cause a scene) and ordered some chick to empty her pockets. Isn't that robbery? She also allegedly punched a psychic, Tiffany Mitchell, in the face. Didn't you see that coming Tiff?I mean, geez. You are supposed to be psychic. Are most psychics orange?
Anyway, I hope the Lohan family pulls together to purchase this new design courtesy of the Olsen twins. It's $55k and made of alligator (which totally bites) and prescription pills.
There is nothing like a bag with some Oxy. It's the gift that keeps on giving so this should be on LiLo's X-mas list. You know that at Christmas dinner, Lindsay will sit down to a meal of Marlboros and ambrosia and start to think about what 2012 was like. As Dina passes the wine around, Lindsay will begin to gnaw the pills off her bag in a moment of weakness. Dina will try to stop her and encourage her to save some for her. Family bonding.
The Olympic Committee needs a new hobby. They stripped 4 athletes of their metals from the 2004 games. Yawn. http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/story/ioc-strips-medals-from-four-2004-athens-olympics-winners-120512 The Olympics remind me of the Tour de France minus the yellow shirts. Moving on....
Taylor Swift is dating one of those guys from One Direction. Isn't it horrible to date a guy with better hair than you? I wonder if he tells her that she lights up his world like nobody else and the way the she flips her hair gets him overwhelmed? No?
Ah Demi Moore. Rumor has it that she is dating daughter Rumor's best friend, Vito Schnabel. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20652174,00.html Lovely. Allegedly they were grinding and playing tonsil hockey at some event. Did you hear that Olympic committee? Test their pee and see what you find. I'm sorry I missed that. He's 26 so I'm sure he is anxious to become a step dad to his best friend. Whatever makes you happy.
Bowl game picks coming. I love any bowl named after food or tax deductions. XO
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