NFL Picks

What it is? I'm getting to bowl picks but I have to take a look at who is playing in the Kellog's Frosted Flakes cereal bowl.  In other words, I have to look at all of the teams less than .500, barely at 500 and try to make a decisive pick. Endless soup and salad with extra peppers please!


Have you heard? Darnell Dockett of the Cardinals was fined $2 hundy thousand dollars for conduct detrimental to the team. Isn't playing for the Cardinals detrimental in general? How could they get so specific? Poor dude should fine them for not having a QB.Anyway, my husband was watching the NFL flick on Barry Sanders and I bet my boy, Matthew Stafford, would make his girlfriend give her implants up to have a RB like Barry. No? Instead, he has RBs that couldn't make the practice squad at Vassar. 

Oh, and before I forget. December is my month. I start celebrating my birthday the day after Thanksgiving through Jan 1st. Doesn't it sound incredibly self centered? Why? Because I can and it's really just about the food. I'm not big on the holidays but I do like that peppermint shake at Chick Fil A, salted caramel hot chocolate, and that reindeer mix. You know. The chex mix smothered in powdered sugar which would probably be pretty tasty mixed in the peppermint shake at Chick Fil A. Did you hear that cows? Instead of eat mor chickin how about drink mor shakes?

Enough about me and on to the N-F-L (not my kids)......

St. Louis at Buffalo-So Sam Bradford is dating this model, Karlie Kloss. Do you think she picked this sweater out for him? Maybe he was trying to look more like Bert or maybe it's Ernie from "Sesame Street" 
 
Anyway, St Louis is coming off a hot victory over the 49ers while Ryan Fitzpatrick is solving the Pythagorean theorem. Gosh this is difficult.....I'm gonna say Rams.

Dallas at Bunglemania-Take heart UGA fans. You will see many of the current Dawg players in orange and black stripes next year. Former UGA players Geno Atkins and AJ Green are having fabulous years and the Cowboys are still the Cowboys. Gosh..Which Tony Romo will show up? The one that dated Carrie Underwood? Or the one that dated Jessica Simpson? Mmmmmm. Bengals (thank me later Cowboy fans because me picking the Bengals insures a Cowboy victory).

KC at Cleveland-I had no idea Trent Richardson had a kid in the 9th grade. Well, he didn't actually give birth but the mother of his 3 children has WWF connections. I'm guessing Trent will try to make this work. BQ is the QB for the Chiefs. HOT! Cleveland has to go ahead and get a back up for Wheeden as he gets his AARP membership next year. Kidding! This is difficult too. Browns? Oh, and I had no idea that former Brown's QB and "Broke" star Bernie Kosar's daughter is a porn star. Do you put that snippet in the holiday card or just not discuss?

TN at Indy-Andrew Luck needs to shave that neck hair, but he's having a good year. Colts

NYJ at Jacksonville- Here is the game that may end with a score of 3-2. Mark Sanchez hit the bench last week after throwing 3 picks and a total of 97 yards. PHAT! Who knew Greg McElroy would get a standing ovation just for leading your team to a score? I never buy Jacksonville. J-E-T-S.

Chicago at Minnesota-Congrats to Christian Ponder for getting engaged to Samantha Steele. My understanding is that she is devoutly religious so she probably won't put up with the shenanigans many professional athletes engage in so maybe he already ponder-ed that. AP is having a banner year and I think the Bears have been decimated with injuries. Vikings

Philly at TB (no, the Eagles aren't going to a tuberculosis convention). Eagles are bad. Allegedly, Andy Reid may be the next coach at Dallas. I told my husband 4 or 5 weeks ago Eagles will be lucky to win 2 more games this season. He just rolled his eyes reading that. I have a tendency to make bold proclamations that annoy him. Like when I say that Christian Bale would love me if he met me or ice cream can be dinner. I don't buy TB, but I like the Bucs to win.

Arizona at Seattle-Where is the Cardinals' offense? Probably somewhere in the 2013 draft because Larry Fitzgerald doesn't play QB. Sea Hags have some adderall issues but Paris Hilton allegedly did too. Look how she turned out. Seattle gets a W because in order to win, you have to be able to score at least once.

Detroit at GB-Detroit-the running game is a dream and the defensive secondary looks like a sieve. GB has some woes, but I look for the A-Rod who isn't have hip replacement to get a win.

Atlanta at Carolina-They miss Cam at Auburn. They haven't scored since he left. Falcons have wrapped up the division and are looking to secure the #1 seed. Panthers are awful and Ron Rivera won't be wearing Panther gear next year. Falcons in a close one.

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Houston at NE-Congrats to Tom Brady for welcoming a daughter this week. He has a 3 year old son some teams would love to talk to (see AZ Cardinals). Andre Johnson took some at risk kids Xmas shopping this week (love that story) so he's our partridge in a pear tree. Still, I like the Pats at Home. For the record, I must have missed Robert Kraft's, ahem, girlfriend. http://deadspin.com/5925018/heres-patriots-owner-bob-kraft-helping-his-girlfriend-with-some-kind-of-weird-audition  I'm sure they discuss world events like the crisis in Syria at dinner.

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Don't believe anything I say. I'm sure these are all wrong. XO