News Updates and Pro Picks

It's a wild Friday night for me. Would you like to know what I'm drinking? Are you ready? Yes, I am totally indulging in 1% milk versus skim. Can you believe it? I also have the "Hangover 2" in the background because there is one scene I absolutely loved. I imitated it for one of my co-workers a few weeks ago and haven't been reported to HR as of yet, so that's a positive.

So it has been confirmed that future neurosurgeon Hope Solo got hitched to the boyfriend with a rap record. No, not the Eminem or Kanye West kind. Which got me thinking...If this union produces a son, will Hope name him Han and give it her last name? May the force be with her during this union.

Also, apparently Papa Lohan can give Antonio Cromatie a run for his money in the reproduction department. It was revealed this week that he has a 17 yr old love child. I'm sure this child is the picture of stability just like the rest of the Lohan posse. He also is expecting a child with his current squeeze, Kate Major. Kate gave up that blissful union she had with that purse, John Gosselin to pursue a Lohan.

It was a major shock these two didn't last                

So now she and Michael Lohan, are awaiting their arrival of their latest paycheck. My hope is that they don't tattoo each other's names on their ring fingers. Look at how that worked out for Pam & Tommy Lee. Congrats to the  love birds who have had to call the police to break up their arguments. Maybe they can do din din with Hope Solo and Jerramy Stevens? 





It's time for the NFL picks so let's get this party started....

Indy at NE-It's Lurch vs Mr. GQ. Luck has had a nice rookie year, but I will take the cut off sweatshirt bunch.

SD at Denver-Remember, Norv Turner has weekly meetings to determine if he keeps his job. After this game, will the Chargers organization ask for his parking pass? Peyton is manning the Denver O well right now, so I say Broncos.

GB at Detroit-Apparently, Aaron Rodgers was very offended that "60 Minutes" did not portray him the way he wanted as he is allegedly extremely sensitive. Perhaps instead of a Pizza Hut commercial Aaron's next commercial should be for Tampax. Geez. Give this guy some  Midol. You know how much  I adore Stafford and Megatron, but the Lions generally don't score until the 4th quarter. Pack Attack.

Cincy at KC-The Bungles slammed the Giants last week but can they put together 2 wins in a row? They are playing the Chiefs, so they can count on 5 or 6 turnovers. AJ Green should have fun with that Chief secondary. They won't bungle this. Nasty Nati with the W.

TB at Carolina-I'm not buying the Bucs but I will buy Josh Freeman's hair. I love it. Allegedly, Ron Rivera is on the week to week plan. Can Cam lead his team to a win? Will Steve Smith punch his own teammates in the face during the coin toss to build camaraderie?  Panthers in a slight upset (at least I think it's an upset)

Jacksonville at Houston-I'm not sure if MJD is still injured, but it won't matter. JJ Watt will meet Blaine Gabbert many times. Texans

NYJ vs Rams-Did you hear that several unnamed Jets players told the media that Tim Tebow is a terrible QB and Mark Sanchez is there only hope? Sanchez must have shared some numbers out of his little black book with those guys. Tebow is supposedly in love with Camilla Belle, who dated one of the Jonas Brothers so perhaps he doesn't care. You are about to witness something as rare as a Panda Bear shopping at Publix. Yes, I'm taking the Rams.

Philly at Washington-Eagles are a mess. I hope Nick Foles is preparing for his concussion as the Eagle O-line couldn't block my 2 yr old. RG3 gets a W.

Chicago at SF-This should have been a stellar game but I doubt Cutler will play, so that means they wheel out Jason Campbell. Alex Smith may play, but this game will be like getting a shot of Novocain. 49ers.

****Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner Lock of the Week**************

Cardinals vs Falcons-Remember when people were all excited when the Cards were 4-0? Have you seen the Cards offense? Yeah, they haven't either. Larry Fitzgerald needs to learn to throw the ball down the field to himself. Falcons lost a tough game against Brees & company. However, this one is a guaranteed Falcon win . Just like I guarantee this couple doesn't go the distance. Peace out!

Don't hate the player, hate the game.