I was that lady today and pro picks....

It was a big day at the pumpkin patch and corn maze today. Where are Linus and Sally when you need them? I had my 2 youngest kids and today I was THAT lady. You know the one when you go out in public and you say to yourself, "what is wrong with that woman and her kids?"  Yes, that was me today. No, Lambchop. You can't drive the tractor. No Lambchop. You can't get in the pen with the horses.  No Lambchop. You can't play with the carving knife.  It was like the last time I took all 3 kids out to dinner. The staff was gushing about how funny and cute they were....until they all 3 spilled their drink at different times. And I just said to hand me the mop the 3rd time. They were waving and smiling as we said goodbye, and I could see the look of relief and  genuine happiness in their eyes as we said thank you and left.

I feel that I am 2 legit 2 quit this week which means I will miss every game. I just looked at the schedule and these are some tough games to pick....

Tennessee at Buffalo-I think both of these guys won last week. Hasselback vs Fitzpatrick. I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat. Mmmmm. I don't think either of these teams are very good so I will go for what I assume is an upset and say "Titans on 3." Where is Coach Herman Boone when you need him?

Dallas at Carolina-Jason Garrett was trying to explain why his Princeton education wasn't sufficient in understanding time management at the end of the game last week. He was sure that it was going to be Professor Plumb with the candlestick in the conservatory and it wasn't.  Mwak, mwak, mwak, mwak. Carolina is streaky to say the least but I like the ESPN commercial courtesy of Cam. Gosh. Yes, I think it's time for Dallas to win. Romo dodged a bullet with Jessica Simpson and her freak of a dad, and he dodges another one this week.

Baltimore at Houston-The Ravens team was decimated with injuries last week. They will literally have to call Bobby Bouchet and some people from "The Replacements" to suit up on D. Houston laid a big old egg against GB last week, but that was expected. I guess I have to say the Texans win one in honor of Big Tex.

Washington at the Giants-2 QBS who did really well on the Wonderlic. The Giants are 5-5 in the last 10 home games and RG3 is having a great year. But it's so difficult to pull against Elmer. He is the glue (I just love that analogy) that holds the team together. Giants

NO at Tampa Bay-Both of these teams are terrible, but Drew Brees is the shizzle. This is a super low confidence pick. Actually, most of my picks are super low confidence. Saints?

Jets at the Patriots-The Patriots are really messing me up by losing this year. Both teams have QBs that have appeared in GQ, but I think one has a much stronger work ethic than the other. Hold on to your hymnals as they say Tebow will make a guest appearance. I think he is a better match with Samantha Steele than Christian Ponder. Ponder has that Andy Roddick crazy eye. I digress. Patriots. I mean really.....

Jacksonville at Oakland-Since the Chiefs are off this week, this is this week's corporal punishment for the viewers game. Jags have no offense except for Maurice Jones Drew and the Raiders looked good against the Falcons last week. But when you can't seal the deal that is a blatant faux pas. The Rayduhs

Pitt at Cincy-Big division game. Cincy gave the Browns their first win while the Steelers just look baaaaaaad. I like AJ Green and the Bungles to get a win.

Detroit at Chicago-No need to turn this game on until late in the 4th quarter. Detroit won't score until then and Jay Cutler actually gave an interview saying he wished people had something nice to say. Stafford and Cutler used to face off in college, but the Bears are the better team. Paris Hilton's ex boyfriend's team gets a victory which is better than a prescription for Valtrex.

I leave you with a song I completely forgot about until I heard it on a commercial during the UGA game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyp1tyQ5s1A You do know that Siobhan of Bananarama is married to Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics and that Karyn of B-rama is married to Andrew Ridgely of Wham? Yeah, deep thoughts and just a single degree of separation amongst some 80s bands.  Love the boots in the video!!