So, I received feedback that "I will lose my following if I don't discuss the trials and tribulations of being a mom and just talk about football." Following? It's not like I am Jim Jones or anything and if I was, I would choose kool-aid that doesn't stain your mouth. And I certainly appreciate anyone taking or wasting the time to read my thoughts-I love it! However, I am going to toss in a snippet of life for entertainment.
Confession time! Did your kids have imaginary friends? Better yet, did you have an imaginary friend as a kid? I had several. Shocking, I know! Probably because I was super duper ultra shy I had imaginary friends. My closest imaginary friend was Timmy, a girl. We were BF until I outgrew her when I was around 4. I also had another group of imaginary friends named Babette, Jerrilynn ChapChap, and Lizzard Izzagonoli. Creative huh? Jerrilynn and Babette were sisters and Lizzard was an Italian tennis player. Some of you are probably thinking that was rather imaginative for a 2 or 3 year old while another segment is probably wondering why I am not in a padded room. So..let's talk about professional football!
I read that Peyton Manning would love to play this season. Why Peyton? Are you a glutton for punishment? He won't be able to help an 0-14 squad, so kick back and relax, Peyton. And don't watch your team. You will be depressed!
Packers at the Falcons-Funny things happen at the Georgia Dome, and I don't mean Kim Zolciak cheering on her hubby Kroy (a name that when said sounds like you have a jawbreaker lodged in your throat) Bierman. The Packers have swagger while the Falcons beat the Seahags last week. I think the Packers are mucho better, but again, strange things happen when the Falcons play at home. Falcons 20-17.
Jets at Patriots-Mr. GQ versus the original Mr. GQ. I don't see the hubbub regarding Mark Sanchez, but he is good for a pick 6. I know exactly why Tom Brady launched Bridget Moynahan for Giselle. Hello, she was a Victoria's Secret model and wore wings. Score! One guy not walking any fashion runways is Bill Belichick, but he can put together quite the team. Rumor has it the Patriots have a horrible defense, but the Jets get on my nerves. The Brady Bunch 28-24.
Chiefs at the Colts-I hope they are playing that song "What Have I Done to Deserve This" by the Pet Shop Boys when these teams come out on the field. The Chiefs scored a touchdown and managed to win last week, but I don't think this means they are improving. The Manning-less Colts are winless but did play the Bucs and Steelers close. Kerry Collins wondered why he came out of retirement and is happy to let Curtis "80s hair" Painter get knocked around. The Colts will win at some point, right? Let's say it happens this week. 21-14
Eagles at the Bills-My how the mighty have fallen! I thought the Eagles were supposed to be that and a bag of chips, while the Bills think their Harvard QB, Ryan Fitzpatrick, is the new Jim Kelly. Logic would say go with the Bills, but I have to think the Eagles turn it around at some point. Eagles 31-Bills 27
GAME OF THE WEEK
What????? Is MNF in Detroit? Jay Cutler was allegedly cheering on his former flame from "The Hills" on DWTS. I read she got the ax so maybe love is back in the air? Who cares! The last time MNF was in Detroit was back when apple was just a fruit, not a child or a company. The Bears have Paris Hilton's former flame Brian Urlacher, while Detroit has 3 of my favorite players in Stafford, Johnson and Suh. Is that a law office? The peeps in Detroit have to pumped about this game and the Tigers. Motor City baby! 35-24.
****Disclaimer****** Yes, I have misplaced commas and typos. I know it!
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