Picks!

I just had a nutritious lunch consisting of Skittle and cashews. What would the Surgeon General say? Anyway, I try to avoid all things political in my blog, but I have readers in Alaska. Sarah? Bristol? Levi? I find it hilarious that someone wanting to be president has a reality show. There... I have officially alienated everyone!!

Wow! I am still on shock that Ohio State lost to Nebraska. What an epic and total collapse that was, much like John Edwards political career (bada bing). John, if you are reading this and I know you don't, I liked you back in the day. However, it was incredibly poor judgment to have that TV interview to say you didn't have an extra child when the Enquirer showed us otherwise. Keep up the charity work!

ACCCCCCCKKKKKKK! I just lost half of my blog...GRRRRRRR. It was a good one too. Thanks Mr. Computer!!!

Florida at Auburn-Flo-Rida was spun  right round, baby like a record by LSU(sadly they will probably still beat UGA) while Auburn lost to the fighting Bobby Petrinos. Gotta go with Auburn at home. $28 (that was for you Daddy Newton! Your son is going to be a star in the NFL) Florida 20.

Georgia vs Vandy- Georgia has 4 in a row over...a W is a W! Always take the W...Vandy is just being Vandy. UGA 21- Vandy 10

USC at Cal-Lane Kiffin and company roll into Berkley while Cal is nothing write home about to ESPN.  Did you know Mark Paul Gosselar aka Zach from Saved by the Bell played for USC? Actually, I think that was UCLA. Severe sleep deprivation allows me to say that, "Yeah, sounds accurate" is considered fact checking. Song girls 38- Bears 24

Oklahoma State at Texas-The Cowboys ride into town with a lasso hoping to hook those horns. HAAAA! Texas stunk it up against Stoops and company. Mack Brown probably thinks everyone leaving for the PAC 10 or SEC sounds like a great idea after all. Cowboys are sizzling so it's time to fizzle. Horns 24-17

Ohio State at Illinois-The Buckeyes completely melted down in the cornfields of Nebraska while the Zooker is saying "winner, winner Illini dinner!" Surely Adam Sandler and the guys will regroup and not allow themselves to be Zooked or Zookied or...something like that. OSU has a history of incredible players including 2 time Heisman winner Archie Griffin, Eddie George (I swear I almost typed Eddie Money), Cris Carter, Art #32455779089356779Schlicter, Kirk Herbstreit (okay maybe not but what a sweet gig he has) and James Laureanitus, the son of one of the Road Warriors. Would that make him Animal Jr or Hawk Jr.? No, Buckeyes bouce back in a tight game. 17-14

I can't vouch for anything in this blog, but I can tell you the Skittles were yummy. Peace out! Word to your mother. Get out of my dreams, get into my car. I'm walking on sunshine. Shake your money maker. I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down. When will I be loved??