Aloha! Welcome to week 5 of college football . Before I make my picks which are based entirely on intuition, instinct, and what my decision maker machine says (thanks JCP!!) , I want to call caca on the keratin treatment. Allegedly, this was going to make hair care a breeze in lower humidity months. Phooey! I had smooth hair for exactly 36 hours. Thank goodness I did not indulge in the Brazilian version as those supposedly have high levels of formaldehyde. I need to keep those brain cells! My brain is frazzled so the humor is probably low in this post....
Nebraska at Wisconsin-Or the Cornhuskers versus the Badgers. Boring FB versus Really Boring Football. Nebraska was the first to start that mass exodus from the Big 12 (which is really now like the Big 2 and some crybabies who wanted to sue). Wisconsin is salivating at a Big 10 (actually 11, but who counts the teams anymore?) Championship now that they appear to be the creme de la creme this year. Badgers are rather stellar at Camp Randall, so I like the W in a boring game. 24-17
Michigan St vs Ohio State-Michigan State was humiliated by Notre Dame while Adam Sandler and company had a nice rebound against Colorado. If this coaching thing doesn't work out for OSU's coach, Luke Fickell, I see a starring role in "The Return of Happy Gilmore." Perhaps Rob Schneider will be coaching the special teams? I can't go with a team that was decimated by ND, so I will take "Big Daddy" and the Buckeyes at the Horseshoe. 17-13
Mississippi State vs UGA-Finally, the battle of the 2 cutest mascots in college football. I assume they engage in a bit of smack talk prior to the game, probably suggesting the other one get Botox or join Jenny Craig. Dan Mullen's team has had a rough year thus far, losing a heartbreaker (key up Pat Benatar) to Auburn. The real Bulldogs beat a horrible Ole Miss, uh, team last week. Winner, winner turkey dinner! This will be a close game, but I feel confident with my pick. Bulldogs baby!!! 28-21
Alabama at Florida- Nick Saban and the Tide travel to the Swamp to take on newbie coach and former Bulldog, Will Muschamp. Those Gator fans have a tendency to be obnoxious in their jean shorts, but they have been quietly winning (darn them!!!) I can't pull against a man who came out in a Dolphins tie and said he absolutely, unequivocally would not be the new coach at Alabama, only to wear an Alabama tie the next day. Maybe Lady Gaga wrote "Poker Face" about the Saban. Tide 21-20.
Finally, an ACC game for thought...Clemson at VT- I never believe the Clemson hype, but they have beaten Auburn and FSU. Is it time for me to drink the Tiger blood, er kool aid? Whenever they show Frank Beamer, I can't help but notice how long his teeth are and he can't close his mouth. Are long teeth genetic? And can you take yourself seriously with a name like Dabo? Or is it Dabeau? Is Dabeaux the Cajun version? Mais oui! If Clemson wins this week, I will give them some R-e-s-p-e-c-t, but don't start singing along with Aretha (or Urethra as I've heard before) just yet. Instead of "Enter Sandman" I think VT should play "The Hokey Pokey" when they come out on the field. No Clemson love yet. The Spirit of Deangelo Hall & Mike Vick 28-20.
As some of you know, I am not a big televsion watcher, but I do LOVE a show on the BBC, "Luther." It's ultra clever and stars Idris Alba as Luther. The voice will keep you mesmerized! It's a fantabulous show so check it out some time. That's my non paid PSA for the BBC America. Pro picks tomorrow!
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Week 4 College Picks
Let's see who is playing this week..I would call this humor lite or maybe diet humor this episode.....
UGA vs.Ole Miss-Ole Miss got beat down by those smarty pants of Vandy (and it wasn't even in an operating room) while the Dawgs secured victory number one of the season against the Chanticleers . Really? What kind of name is that? This will be a close one, but I like UGA to win 28-20.
Arkansas vs. Bama- Or should I say Hogs versus the Tide? Sounds like some type of circus act or one of those Animal Planet Episodes of "When Animals Attack" doesn't it? Bobby Petrino vs Saban. This is a no-brainer. Saban 21-17
UCLA versus Oregon State- 2 really bad teams. Oregon St. lost to Sacramento State earlier this year and should have forfeited the remainder of their games after that debacle. Rick Neuheisel is probably feeling like a smore on a open fire as he was supposed to restore UCLA to the glory years. If you can't beat a team that lost to Sacramento State, then it's time to disband and go home. Bruins 35-14
UNC at GT- Bobby Dodd stadium will be packed with all 8 of the loyal GT fans,while UNC will stroll out in those unfortunate uniforms. I haven't seen either play this year, but I will take the fuzzy bees at home. 20-14
FSU at Clemson- Jimbo vs. Dabo. Only in the south! Clemson came from behind and handed Auburn their first loss in 16 games, I think. After the game, Dabo was acting all wacky like maybe he had been sipping on the purple drank during the game. Perhaps he was just so jubilant that he seemed a bit looney? Is this the year Clemson gets it done in the ACC? Not buying... FSU 31-21
UGA vs.Ole Miss-Ole Miss got beat down by those smarty pants of Vandy (and it wasn't even in an operating room) while the Dawgs secured victory number one of the season against the Chanticleers . Really? What kind of name is that? This will be a close one, but I like UGA to win 28-20.
Arkansas vs. Bama- Or should I say Hogs versus the Tide? Sounds like some type of circus act or one of those Animal Planet Episodes of "When Animals Attack" doesn't it? Bobby Petrino vs Saban. This is a no-brainer. Saban 21-17
UCLA versus Oregon State- 2 really bad teams. Oregon St. lost to Sacramento State earlier this year and should have forfeited the remainder of their games after that debacle. Rick Neuheisel is probably feeling like a smore on a open fire as he was supposed to restore UCLA to the glory years. If you can't beat a team that lost to Sacramento State, then it's time to disband and go home. Bruins 35-14
UNC at GT- Bobby Dodd stadium will be packed with all 8 of the loyal GT fans,while UNC will stroll out in those unfortunate uniforms. I haven't seen either play this year, but I will take the fuzzy bees at home. 20-14
FSU at Clemson- Jimbo vs. Dabo. Only in the south! Clemson came from behind and handed Auburn their first loss in 16 games, I think. After the game, Dabo was acting all wacky like maybe he had been sipping on the purple drank during the game. Perhaps he was just so jubilant that he seemed a bit looney? Is this the year Clemson gets it done in the ACC? Not buying... FSU 31-21
Friday, September 16, 2011
NFL Week 2
I'm baaaaack! I asked a friend of mine today if he thought I was going crazy. He said, "From a crazy person on the outside looking in, all crazy people seem the same. No, you don't seem any crazier." Huh? What a vote of confidence for my sanity! I will take that as a yes.
NFL Week 2 baby!!! I missed a few last week as I was positive Mark Sanchez was going to be good for a pick 6 at the very end of the Cowboys vs Jets.. If I remember correctly, he was good for a pick 6, but Tony Romeo was the goat in that game. Here we go:
Oakland vs Buffalo-Ryan Fitzpatrick graduated from Harvard, which is not typical of your NFL qb. Raiders are,well the Raiders. You just never know what will happen. Both of these teams have been sub par the past few years (even though the Raiders didn't lose a single game in the division last year. I think) . I'm going with Richard Seymour & Company. Raiders 17-Buffalo 13
KC vs Detroit-Could we call this Matt vs Matt? The Chefs looked like they were out to dinner last week and were literally served up on a platter. Matt Cassel will get Suh-ed. Stafford and Johnson, how may I direct your call? Lions 28- Chiefs-17
Cleveland vs Indianapolis-Two teams that looked dreadful last week for 2 different reasons. The Browns lost to the Bungles,which is simply shameful. The Colts are without their main Man-ning, and Kerry Collins was probably wondering last week by the end of the 1st why he came out of retirement. If this continues, the Colts may try to get Brett Favre off the tractor and in a Colts uniform. I expect an ugly game, but I look for the Jim Brown curse to continue. Colts 14-13
Chicago vs New Orleans-The Bears dismantled the Falcons while the Saints dropped one to the Packers. I don't think NO will Brees by(ha!!!!), but I expect the Bears to be a little flat. Maybe the cancellation of his engagement was good for the Cutler's game. Saints 31 Bears 24
San Diego vs New England-Not a fan of Phillip Rivers and his Jim Carrey haircut from "Dumb and Dumber." I know, I know. This is allegedly the Chargers' year. Yawn. I will believe it when I see it. The Brady Bunch 28 Chargers 24.
Finally, Michael Vick faces his former team the Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons needed MC Hammer or even Jerry Glanville to play offense and defense last week. Matty Ice made a Joe Cox move where he turned the ball over deep in Falcon territory so the Bears could just walk it in for the TD. I just realized this is a late game, and I love when the players introduce themselves! Falcons will try to show they are 2 legit 2 quit, while the Eagles are trying to live up to the "Dream Team" hype. Eh, I guess I will take the Falcons in a close one. Falcons 20 Eagles 17.
NFL Week 2 baby!!! I missed a few last week as I was positive Mark Sanchez was going to be good for a pick 6 at the very end of the Cowboys vs Jets.. If I remember correctly, he was good for a pick 6, but Tony Romeo was the goat in that game. Here we go:
Oakland vs Buffalo-Ryan Fitzpatrick graduated from Harvard, which is not typical of your NFL qb. Raiders are,well the Raiders. You just never know what will happen. Both of these teams have been sub par the past few years (even though the Raiders didn't lose a single game in the division last year. I think) . I'm going with Richard Seymour & Company. Raiders 17-Buffalo 13
KC vs Detroit-Could we call this Matt vs Matt? The Chefs looked like they were out to dinner last week and were literally served up on a platter. Matt Cassel will get Suh-ed. Stafford and Johnson, how may I direct your call? Lions 28- Chiefs-17
Cleveland vs Indianapolis-Two teams that looked dreadful last week for 2 different reasons. The Browns lost to the Bungles,which is simply shameful. The Colts are without their main Man-ning, and Kerry Collins was probably wondering last week by the end of the 1st why he came out of retirement. If this continues, the Colts may try to get Brett Favre off the tractor and in a Colts uniform. I expect an ugly game, but I look for the Jim Brown curse to continue. Colts 14-13
Chicago vs New Orleans-The Bears dismantled the Falcons while the Saints dropped one to the Packers. I don't think NO will Brees by(ha!!!!), but I expect the Bears to be a little flat. Maybe the cancellation of his engagement was good for the Cutler's game. Saints 31 Bears 24
San Diego vs New England-Not a fan of Phillip Rivers and his Jim Carrey haircut from "Dumb and Dumber." I know, I know. This is allegedly the Chargers' year. Yawn. I will believe it when I see it. The Brady Bunch 28 Chargers 24.
Finally, Michael Vick faces his former team the Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons needed MC Hammer or even Jerry Glanville to play offense and defense last week. Matty Ice made a Joe Cox move where he turned the ball over deep in Falcon territory so the Bears could just walk it in for the TD. I just realized this is a late game, and I love when the players introduce themselves! Falcons will try to show they are 2 legit 2 quit, while the Eagles are trying to live up to the "Dream Team" hype. Eh, I guess I will take the Falcons in a close one. Falcons 20 Eagles 17.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Week 3 College Football Picks
I want to start this post off by saying I have been told that a keratin smoothing treatment can change your life. I can now tell you it has been a life altering experience! I feel exactly like Drew Barrymore probably did when she saw Michael Vartan on the mound at the end of "Never Been Kissed" (except I don't see Michael Vartan anywhere near me)
NFL picks will be up tomorrow, but I was 2-3 with those selections. Right now, the Colts are writing an early letter to Santa asking for a Peyton Manning twin via express delivery. I was 3-1 in my college picks last week, so here are the selections of the week:
Coastal Carolina vs UGA-It's finally here! The first "w" of the season for the Dawgs is within reach. Coastal Carolina is bringing their wacky coach to Athens to collect a nice check for playing the game. UGA had a tough week against Darth & Associates. The nail in the coffin was that Joe Cox 2.0 move Arron Murray pulled at the end when he fumbled deep in Dawg territory. The Dawgs are ready to win. 35-10.
Ohio State at Miami-The new OSU coach bears a striking resemblance to Adam Sandler. Had they lost to Toledo last week his next role would have been "The Waterboy". Alas, the Buckeyes squeaked out a victory. Miami looked a bit discombobulated while playing Maryland, but it could have been those Terp uniforms making them ill. These teams look similar as they both had some off season woes, but Miami should win. Canes 21-17.
Oklahoma at Florida State-Allegedly Stoops and the Sooners are ready for a switch to the PAC 10, because Norman and southern CA are so similar. I'm not sure if I buy the hype of any team playing in the ACC, and Oklahoma always drops one each year. However, it may be later in the year. I am living on the edge...Sooners 28 FSU 24.
Auburn at Clemson-Auburn is Newton-less, but they have carried their cardiac finishes over into this season. Hey, a win is a win. Clemson struggled against Wofford. Each year it's Clemson's year and each year they fail to capitalize on the opportunities. Auburn 35-Clemson 24.
Michigan State at Notre Dame-What happened to the luck of the Irish? Perhaps it's stuck in an expired box of Lucky Charms? Michigan State beat Youngstown State, so I am not sure they are all that and a bag of chips. Notre Dame's luck has to change at some point, right? Expect no D in this game. ND-38 Michigan State-35.
In closing, as I watched a snippet of the Alabama-Penn State game last week, I was reminded that at any moment Oliver Stone could be working on the epic motion picture "Joe Pa". I bet someone is in negotiations with Joe Pesci regarding that role as we speak. NFL picks up tomorrow, so stay tuned for more dazzling predictions and observations.
NFL picks will be up tomorrow, but I was 2-3 with those selections. Right now, the Colts are writing an early letter to Santa asking for a Peyton Manning twin via express delivery. I was 3-1 in my college picks last week, so here are the selections of the week:
Coastal Carolina vs UGA-It's finally here! The first "w" of the season for the Dawgs is within reach. Coastal Carolina is bringing their wacky coach to Athens to collect a nice check for playing the game. UGA had a tough week against Darth & Associates. The nail in the coffin was that Joe Cox 2.0 move Arron Murray pulled at the end when he fumbled deep in Dawg territory. The Dawgs are ready to win. 35-10.
Ohio State at Miami-The new OSU coach bears a striking resemblance to Adam Sandler. Had they lost to Toledo last week his next role would have been "The Waterboy". Alas, the Buckeyes squeaked out a victory. Miami looked a bit discombobulated while playing Maryland, but it could have been those Terp uniforms making them ill. These teams look similar as they both had some off season woes, but Miami should win. Canes 21-17.
Oklahoma at Florida State-Allegedly Stoops and the Sooners are ready for a switch to the PAC 10, because Norman and southern CA are so similar. I'm not sure if I buy the hype of any team playing in the ACC, and Oklahoma always drops one each year. However, it may be later in the year. I am living on the edge...Sooners 28 FSU 24.
Auburn at Clemson-Auburn is Newton-less, but they have carried their cardiac finishes over into this season. Hey, a win is a win. Clemson struggled against Wofford. Each year it's Clemson's year and each year they fail to capitalize on the opportunities. Auburn 35-Clemson 24.
Michigan State at Notre Dame-What happened to the luck of the Irish? Perhaps it's stuck in an expired box of Lucky Charms? Michigan State beat Youngstown State, so I am not sure they are all that and a bag of chips. Notre Dame's luck has to change at some point, right? Expect no D in this game. ND-38 Michigan State-35.
In closing, as I watched a snippet of the Alabama-Penn State game last week, I was reminded that at any moment Oliver Stone could be working on the epic motion picture "Joe Pa". I bet someone is in negotiations with Joe Pesci regarding that role as we speak. NFL picks up tomorrow, so stay tuned for more dazzling predictions and observations.
Saturday, September 10, 2011
The N-F-L (yes, those are my kids' initials) Week 1
I admit that I am terrified to look at my fantasy football team. Come to think of it, I need a different name for my fantasy football team as I usually name it after someone I went to high school with (clever huh?). No, I am afraid to look because I just hope I didn't draft Brett Favre or Jamarcus Russell. Yeah, I know they are both out of the league but that happened to someone one year. They drafted a retired QB. Anyway, let's make some predictions for week 1.
Falcons at da Bears-Jay Cutler ended his engagement with the reality star so maybe he is focusing on lowering the interceptions. Bears launched many players in the off season including Greg Olsen, so who knows what the offense will look like. Many say the Falcons are Super Bowl bound. Not sure I buy that but I will say Falcons 24-14
Lions at the Buccaneers- I am an honorary Lions fan as I just adore Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson and Ndamukong Suh (bet the telemarketers slaughter his name). Bucs have a good QB in Josh Freeman. If Stafford (and it is a big if) can stay healthy, the Lions might be good for a change. Oh, just Suh me for picking the Lions. 28-24
Cincy at Cleveland-It's probably a bad sign when your QB says he would rather retire than play for the Bengals, but that is what Carson Palmer said. The Bengals have a prize in former UGA WR A.J. Green, but can anyone get him the ball? Browns are trying to turn things around with Colt McCoy. This game will probably be ugly and Andy Dalton will need a visit to a pain specialist on Monday. Browns 17-6.
Dallas at NY Jets-It's the battle of 2 of the Hollywood lovin QBs. The Cowboys finally wised up and launched Roy Williams while the Jets are still yapping. I think Sanchez is good for a few picks this game. Cowboys 21-Jets 20
Colts at Houston-Is this finally the year the Texans live up to the hype? Not sure about that but I say no Peyton Manning, no win. Texans 35-24
And finally the Monday night game (I'm not counting Oakland at Denver) with the Patriots at Miami. Will Giselle be in the stands? Will the camera spend more time on Marc Anthony and JLO (separately of course) as they play that horrible Miami Dolphins theme song? Chad Henne got booed in practice, so I'm going with Brady & Associates. 28-14
Falcons at da Bears-Jay Cutler ended his engagement with the reality star so maybe he is focusing on lowering the interceptions. Bears launched many players in the off season including Greg Olsen, so who knows what the offense will look like. Many say the Falcons are Super Bowl bound. Not sure I buy that but I will say Falcons 24-14
Lions at the Buccaneers- I am an honorary Lions fan as I just adore Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson and Ndamukong Suh (bet the telemarketers slaughter his name). Bucs have a good QB in Josh Freeman. If Stafford (and it is a big if) can stay healthy, the Lions might be good for a change. Oh, just Suh me for picking the Lions. 28-24
Cincy at Cleveland-It's probably a bad sign when your QB says he would rather retire than play for the Bengals, but that is what Carson Palmer said. The Bengals have a prize in former UGA WR A.J. Green, but can anyone get him the ball? Browns are trying to turn things around with Colt McCoy. This game will probably be ugly and Andy Dalton will need a visit to a pain specialist on Monday. Browns 17-6.
Dallas at NY Jets-It's the battle of 2 of the Hollywood lovin QBs. The Cowboys finally wised up and launched Roy Williams while the Jets are still yapping. I think Sanchez is good for a few picks this game. Cowboys 21-Jets 20
Colts at Houston-Is this finally the year the Texans live up to the hype? Not sure about that but I say no Peyton Manning, no win. Texans 35-24
And finally the Monday night game (I'm not counting Oakland at Denver) with the Patriots at Miami. Will Giselle be in the stands? Will the camera spend more time on Marc Anthony and JLO (separately of course) as they play that horrible Miami Dolphins theme song? Chad Henne got booed in practice, so I'm going with Brady & Associates. 28-14
Friday, September 9, 2011
Football..Yay! Week 2
Football season really kicks into full gear this season with a plethora (love that word) or myriad (like that one too) of excellent college football games. I have read no other predictions and actually had to check my trusty source, http://cfn.scout.com to see who was playing. Yikes! Without further adieu, here are my selections:
Notre Dame at Michigan-Ah...2 teams the prognosticators desperately want to be in the BCS each year. Notre Dame lost to South Florida during a game that lasted 3 days because of a lightening storm. Okay I embellished, it only lasted around 10 hours. And they still lost! What happened to the luck of the Irish? The Wolverines launched Rich Rod for the Hokey Pokey, aka Brady Hoke. I don't really care, but I will take Michigan. 28-24.
Mississippi State at Auburn-Auburn squeaked it out last week against Utah State. Dan Mullen has quietly put together the college football juggernaut in the state of Mississippi (unless Brett Favre has formed a retirement league in his backyard. Maybe Bus is the recruiter?) Mmmm. I love Bulldogs. They are just adorable so I like Mississippi State in an ugly game as they aren't known for their offense. MSU- 17 Auburn 12
Bama at Penn State-It's a battle of wits or maybe who still has their wits with Saban versus the legend, Joe Pa. Joe Pa will celebrate his 122nd birthday this year on the sidelines and allegedly doesn't have plans to step down until the apocalypse occurs. Bama looked stellar in their game last week and Penn St plays in the Big 11. I think Bama's trip to Happy Valley will be quite happy. Bama-21 Penn State 14
Yes, I saved the best for last. After UGA stunk it up big time at the Georgia Dome in those Power Rangers uniforms, they are greeted with a visit from Darth Visor. The only thing positive about the way UGA played last week was that thankfully, there was no lightening delay. Actually, the only lightening we saw was Boise State blowing past UGA, offensively and defensively. CMR looks deflated and this week won't turn that frown upside down. My suggestions to Bobo and Richt would be to devise plays that would drive the ball down the field, attempt to score touchdowns, and get the ball to Branden Boykin. Yeah, after he scored last week they decided he shouldn't get the ball anymore. We all know how that worked out! South Carolina is led by Stephen Garcia and Marcus Lattimore. I believe honesty is the best policy and the Dawgs will lose. I wish they wouldn't but they will. The other USC 28- UGA 20
Up next? Pro football talk....
Notre Dame at Michigan-Ah...2 teams the prognosticators desperately want to be in the BCS each year. Notre Dame lost to South Florida during a game that lasted 3 days because of a lightening storm. Okay I embellished, it only lasted around 10 hours. And they still lost! What happened to the luck of the Irish? The Wolverines launched Rich Rod for the Hokey Pokey, aka Brady Hoke. I don't really care, but I will take Michigan. 28-24.
Mississippi State at Auburn-Auburn squeaked it out last week against Utah State. Dan Mullen has quietly put together the college football juggernaut in the state of Mississippi (unless Brett Favre has formed a retirement league in his backyard. Maybe Bus is the recruiter?) Mmmm. I love Bulldogs. They are just adorable so I like Mississippi State in an ugly game as they aren't known for their offense. MSU- 17 Auburn 12
Bama at Penn State-It's a battle of wits or maybe who still has their wits with Saban versus the legend, Joe Pa. Joe Pa will celebrate his 122nd birthday this year on the sidelines and allegedly doesn't have plans to step down until the apocalypse occurs. Bama looked stellar in their game last week and Penn St plays in the Big 11. I think Bama's trip to Happy Valley will be quite happy. Bama-21 Penn State 14
Yes, I saved the best for last. After UGA stunk it up big time at the Georgia Dome in those Power Rangers uniforms, they are greeted with a visit from Darth Visor. The only thing positive about the way UGA played last week was that thankfully, there was no lightening delay. Actually, the only lightening we saw was Boise State blowing past UGA, offensively and defensively. CMR looks deflated and this week won't turn that frown upside down. My suggestions to Bobo and Richt would be to devise plays that would drive the ball down the field, attempt to score touchdowns, and get the ball to Branden Boykin. Yeah, after he scored last week they decided he shouldn't get the ball anymore. We all know how that worked out! South Carolina is led by Stephen Garcia and Marcus Lattimore. I believe honesty is the best policy and the Dawgs will lose. I wish they wouldn't but they will. The other USC 28- UGA 20
Up next? Pro football talk....
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Post Labor Day thoughts on college football
Yay! So I was 3-1 in my football picks week 1. Sadly, the loss was my alma mater and I just couldn't pick against them game 1. But now I see what we have so I can make an honest assessment. So let's take a look at the Boise St/UGA game.
A friend of mine said it best when he mentioned that he couldn't get behind Bobo because his name was too close to DoDo. I realize that isn't a scientific approach, but he made a valid point. Gosh, UGA looked horrible. Not the fill in mascot, Russ, (are the dogs afraid to take the mascot job due to the dark cloud over that role?) but the team. Ugh! I knew it was over when Richt lined Blair Walsh up in the parking lot of the GA Dome to kick a field goal. He is an awesome kicker, but you are getting beat by a Mountain West team. Go for a TD or go home! Guys, when UGA is losing at halftime, there is a better chance that Salma Hayek leaves her billionaire husband for you than them winning the game. Check the stats-it's unbelievable. Oh, and I still love them and will watch every game. I'm just stating the obvious. Next up? Darth Visor...Need a lead going into half time to win that one!
Since the Notre Dame Game lasted 32 hours (I know..I'm embellishing), I appreciate the fact that NBC showed us some"vintage" Notre Dame games from 2010. Because, those have been stellar performances. I knew they wouldn't call the game, but thankfully it ended..with a ND loss.
In the MD-Miami game, it was a battle of the new coaches. The Terp uniforms looked like some kind of Rorschach test gone bad, but maybe that is a way to psychologically confuse the opponent? It's a T...no, it's a checkerboard...No, it's a turtle playing checkers. Maybe they just tried to give the U a migraine? Those pick 6s hurt and Advil wouldn't help.
Picks up later along with some thoughts on the NFL. Note to self, must check my fantasy football time as I hope I did not draft Favre or Jamarcus Russell. Yes, I know they are both no longer in the league, but stranger things have happened.
A friend of mine said it best when he mentioned that he couldn't get behind Bobo because his name was too close to DoDo. I realize that isn't a scientific approach, but he made a valid point. Gosh, UGA looked horrible. Not the fill in mascot, Russ, (are the dogs afraid to take the mascot job due to the dark cloud over that role?) but the team. Ugh! I knew it was over when Richt lined Blair Walsh up in the parking lot of the GA Dome to kick a field goal. He is an awesome kicker, but you are getting beat by a Mountain West team. Go for a TD or go home! Guys, when UGA is losing at halftime, there is a better chance that Salma Hayek leaves her billionaire husband for you than them winning the game. Check the stats-it's unbelievable. Oh, and I still love them and will watch every game. I'm just stating the obvious. Next up? Darth Visor...Need a lead going into half time to win that one!
Since the Notre Dame Game lasted 32 hours (I know..I'm embellishing), I appreciate the fact that NBC showed us some"vintage" Notre Dame games from 2010. Because, those have been stellar performances. I knew they wouldn't call the game, but thankfully it ended..with a ND loss.
In the MD-Miami game, it was a battle of the new coaches. The Terp uniforms looked like some kind of Rorschach test gone bad, but maybe that is a way to psychologically confuse the opponent? It's a T...no, it's a checkerboard...No, it's a turtle playing checkers. Maybe they just tried to give the U a migraine? Those pick 6s hurt and Advil wouldn't help.
Picks up later along with some thoughts on the NFL. Note to self, must check my fantasy football time as I hope I did not draft Favre or Jamarcus Russell. Yes, I know they are both no longer in the league, but stranger things have happened.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Thanks goodness I googled to see who sings that song, because I had it wrong. In the words of Andy Williams, it IS the most wonderful time of the year. No, not Christmas but rather football season. YAY! Disclaimer...anything I say on this blog is strictly my opinion combined with my whacked out sense of humor. It's all in good fun peeps!
Admittedly, I haven't had much time to catch up on preseason expectations as the prognosticators are generally wrong. Every year, it's Clemson's year. And every year they lose to someone like James Madison. And in professional sports, the Chargers and Texans will finally shine. Until of course, they don't. So, I am sticking to college picks this week with my own take on the game. However, this is my go to site to remember who plays who http://cfn.scout.com/ .
Oregon #4 vs LSU #3- Ducks vs Tigers. Sounds like an unfortunate episode of Wild Kingdom doesn't it? It's never a good sign when people are requesting DNA samples in the offseason from your starting QB is it? Don't these kids watch 48 Hours Hard Evidence? Allegedly, Jordan Jefferson kicked someone in the head, so he won't be the starting QB for LSU. Who will? A guy who can just have "Pick Factory" on the back of his jersey instead of Lee. The back up? A guy who was launched from UGA for some unsavory behavior. Oregon? I have so many bad jokes relating to the Ducks. Are they all the hype has them quacked up to be? Will Darron Thomas be ducking the LSU D? I think Oregon waddles away with a loss. Les Miles is lucky, so I say LSU 21 Oregon 17.
Boise State versus UGA-It was a bad season last year for my beloved Bulldogs. The mascot died and they lost to Colorado.Yes, Colorado who promptly went on to can their coach later that year for later losing to such powerhouses as Baylor. A.J Green must have some bad karma because he was promptly drafted by Bunglemania, a team with a QB that retired because he just couldn't play there anymore. The nail in the coffin occurred when UGA lost to UCF in the Toilet Bowl. But it's a new season, and it's win now because the schedule doesn't get any easier until that visit from Coastal Carolina on Sept 17th. ChaChing!! Coastal Carolina gets paid. UGA must score touchdowns versus the FG which should be banned. UGA 31-BSU-24
Maryland vs Miami-Speaking of dark clouds overhead, Miami had a salacious offseason. However, punishment was handed out swiftly in this game. 2 new coaches so who is going to protect the house? I say Terps over the Canes in a snoozer. 16-13
USF vs Notre Dame-I'm sure the prognosticators are penciling in a BCS bowl for Notre Dame because, well they do that every year. Mmmm. I just can't pick a team that has lost to Navy 3 years in a row, I think. I say USF, because whenever I pick Notre Dame they lose. So inevitably they will win this one. USF-35 Notre Dame-31
There are 2 things I am sure of as I wrap this up. Due to my speed demon typing, I am positive there are grammatical errors which will offend some of you (Stan). Sorry. And it is also entirely possibly I will be 0-4, but I can admit it and I'm not picking on the U (Mercedes aka Sportschica:)
Admittedly, I haven't had much time to catch up on preseason expectations as the prognosticators are generally wrong. Every year, it's Clemson's year. And every year they lose to someone like James Madison. And in professional sports, the Chargers and Texans will finally shine. Until of course, they don't. So, I am sticking to college picks this week with my own take on the game. However, this is my go to site to remember who plays who http://cfn.scout.com/ .
Oregon #4 vs LSU #3- Ducks vs Tigers. Sounds like an unfortunate episode of Wild Kingdom doesn't it? It's never a good sign when people are requesting DNA samples in the offseason from your starting QB is it? Don't these kids watch 48 Hours Hard Evidence? Allegedly, Jordan Jefferson kicked someone in the head, so he won't be the starting QB for LSU. Who will? A guy who can just have "Pick Factory" on the back of his jersey instead of Lee. The back up? A guy who was launched from UGA for some unsavory behavior. Oregon? I have so many bad jokes relating to the Ducks. Are they all the hype has them quacked up to be? Will Darron Thomas be ducking the LSU D? I think Oregon waddles away with a loss. Les Miles is lucky, so I say LSU 21 Oregon 17.
Boise State versus UGA-It was a bad season last year for my beloved Bulldogs. The mascot died and they lost to Colorado.Yes, Colorado who promptly went on to can their coach later that year for later losing to such powerhouses as Baylor. A.J Green must have some bad karma because he was promptly drafted by Bunglemania, a team with a QB that retired because he just couldn't play there anymore. The nail in the coffin occurred when UGA lost to UCF in the Toilet Bowl. But it's a new season, and it's win now because the schedule doesn't get any easier until that visit from Coastal Carolina on Sept 17th. ChaChing!! Coastal Carolina gets paid. UGA must score touchdowns versus the FG which should be banned. UGA 31-BSU-24
Maryland vs Miami-Speaking of dark clouds overhead, Miami had a salacious offseason. However, punishment was handed out swiftly in this game. 2 new coaches so who is going to protect the house? I say Terps over the Canes in a snoozer. 16-13
USF vs Notre Dame-I'm sure the prognosticators are penciling in a BCS bowl for Notre Dame because, well they do that every year. Mmmm. I just can't pick a team that has lost to Navy 3 years in a row, I think. I say USF, because whenever I pick Notre Dame they lose. So inevitably they will win this one. USF-35 Notre Dame-31
There are 2 things I am sure of as I wrap this up. Due to my speed demon typing, I am positive there are grammatical errors which will offend some of you (Stan). Sorry. And it is also entirely possibly I will be 0-4, but I can admit it and I'm not picking on the U (Mercedes aka Sportschica:)
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