Remember when that book , "Who Moved My Cheese" became a smashing success? I thought that was written by a mouse, but it could have been written by a mom. Well as a mother of 3 busy little people under 8, I can tell you that my little people cannot keep their hands off of anything. I wish they would just move the cheese and leave my glasses alone.
I wear contacts but need my glasses after I remove them. Why? Because I can see $%&@# anything. If I don't have my contacts in or glasses on, I can vaguely determine that you are human...but without them you may be Arnold or you could be the mother of his love child. I couldn't tell the difference. The kids love to move my glasses around and put them in the pillow case, under the bed, and of course they wear them as well. Don't move my glasses!!!!
And then there are my shoes. Everyone likes to try to wear my shoes, but no one puts them back. If I wanted a single shoe in the toy box, I would have probably strategically placed it near the Barbies since Barbie is a fashion icon. Again....don't move my shoes.
Then there are the keys. Apparently like candy and Phineas & Ferb, keys are irresistible to a small child,. Which translates into the fact that you will be lugging everyone out to the car with bags on your arms only to discover that the small volunteer who offered to carry the keys no longer is sure where they are. Why? Because they lost interest once they saw a butterfly so they put the said keys down "somewhere" to find out if the butterfly is flying home to his/her castle.
The lesson ? Leave my stuff alone.
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