Every sentence can be turned into a song. Right now, "I Want Candy" but don't want to be a "Fat Bottomed Girl." People say there are 2 certainties in life-death and taxes. Actually, there are 3.You can bet the farm (if you have one) that when you get in the car and turn on the radio, you can always find a station playing Boston.
Other almost certainties in life. You will spill salsa when you wear white. The sock goblin did eat the other sock in the dryer. So the sock is left thinking "One IS the loneliest number." The kids will throw up in the car right after you cleaned the inside. Oh, and you just used the last wipe to clean up a spill. Bummer. A traffic jam when you are already late. Isn't that ironic? (Who knew what the future held when she was on "You Can't Do That on Television". When he says "it's not you, it's me." It is you and he is interested in someone else. Yes. "Love Hurts." And your child will tell you the truth about your appearance-it's better not to ask. Unless you are ready to hear " why do you look like a raccoon mommy?' Because I haven't slept in 8 years lambchop.
That's all for now.
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